A few things I discovered during my first time attending fashion shows:
DO wear black
DON’T wear a smile
DO make a fan out of the designer’s pamphlet and fan yourself.
DON’T make a paper airplane out of the designer’s pamphlet and brag about it to the person sitting next to you. This also goes for origami swans and throwing stars.
DO bring your attitude.
DON’T bring an air horn
DO compliment the designer on their work
DON’T say that you missed the complimentary LSD that they surely must have handed out prior to the show in order for anyone in their right mind to EVER want to wear something so god awful.
DO take all the swag and freebies that you can.
DON’T admit that you’ve already taken all the swag and freebies that you can, and that you have put on fake accents and disguises in order to swindle more.
DO as I say, not as I do.
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