Cirque de So leid
I just had the opportunity to watch Cirque de Soleil and although it was amazing entertainment, I couldn’t help but dissect it whilst watching.
All I could think about was…well, sex. For instance, who’s sleeping with who? Do they all share? Do they have crazy sex lives, or does it pale in comparison to the show? When they do a new trick in bed, do they wait for applause from their partner in order to continue? Do they bring props and light stuff on fire? Do they dress up? Is there a timpani playing?
Or is it totally mundane, missionary style with the lights off…
I simply must know!