Heavy Metals
Whenever I see these guys on the pier that are painted gold and silver, I always wonder if they started off their first day at the pier BOTH in gold…
Gold Guy #1: HEY! What the hell, man?
Gold Guy #2: What’s your problem, dude?
Gold Guy #1: There ain’t room enough on this pier for TWO gold guys, man.
Gold Guy #2: Then maybe you should go home. And what are you gonna do about it?
Gold Guy #1: There’s only one thing we CAN do about it.
Gold Guy #2: Oh- I know…
Gold Guys (in unison): A Statue Off.
… and so they both sat atop their apple boxes for 3 hours, glaring at each other in complete stillness, until one of them twitched.
Thus, silver guy was born.
THE END
